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Villainova University World domination with a 4-year degree!*
Have you been feeling left out of society. cast out for you appearance, political views, or just plain psychotic tendencies? Come to a place where you will always feel part of the group, a place where we will teach you to get back at society and curse them for the way they look down upon us and cast us out--- VILLAINOVA UNIVERSITY! Located at: 666-Burningham
Boulevard Doomsday Island in the Atlantic Ocean P.O. BOX 666 Contact: 1-80-DOOMSDAY Principle: Victor Von Doom Ph.D.
Our fearless leader, Dr. Doom! NOW OFFERING DEGREES IN:
MISSION STATEMENT: "So you would deign to know the
secrets of Doom. Very well, it is good that you would read of the majesty and
power of Doom; the rabble must always glean knowledge from their betters. Take
care that you dare not to use the knowledge enclosed in these pages against our
person. To do so would invoke the wrath of Doom, and such a thing should not be
invited lightly. Learn well of Doom and his lands, for the world will soon fall
before them."
Contact us here! *Domination not guaranteed, degree may not be honored or recognized in North and South America, Asia, Europe, or Africa Graphics courtesy of Flickr.com and Cusecountry.com. |
